FSMism – a new theory of Intelligent Design

Forget evolution and Creationism - I'm all for the newest theory of Intelligent Design - FSMism

We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it.

They have as much proof as the Creationists so there is no reason not to teach it in schools...

Letting the religious right teach Intelligent Design in schools is like letting the Marines teach poetry in advanced combat training. As a scientist, I see these the relevancy between the two sets to be equal. If Kansas is going to mess up like this, the least it can do is not be hypocritical and allow equal time for other alternative "theories" like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.