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Tomatoes are Evil

September 12, 2005 | Links

As a long time tomato hater I thought I should help spread the truth about the plague that is slowly devouring our world.

Tomatoes are well and truly evil

A web site dedicated to the percentage of the Earth’s population who DON’T LIKE TOMATOES.

We are not talking about a mild dislike or a medical allergy; but the realisation that this fruit is the SPAWN OF SATAN.

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  1. 1. bob
    December 3, 2005

    so true they are the spawn of evil toamoes are very nasty

  2. 2. Tom Ato
    May 6, 2006

    you peoples are so right! tomatoes are so evil I want to kill them and avenge them! cucumbers are evil too.

  3. 3. Xiania
    October 27, 2006

    dude tomatoes are evil and are seriously out to take over the world!!! i want to throw them at my neighbor!!! squash and carrots are evil, too.

  4. 4. Xiania
    October 28, 2006

    dude, tomatoes aren’t the only evil vegetable.
    why isnt there a site telling the evil exploits of turnips!?!?! they’re the really evil ones.

  5. 5. Ben
    October 28, 2006

    I didn’t make the website :)

    I do agree that tomatoes aren’t the only evil vegetable (erm… fruit?) though

  6. 6. Xiania
    November 13, 2006

    oh yeah, i forgot about fruit. they all have different persona;ities, though, so only a few are evil.

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