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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Someone in the comments points a blog post he she made where he she links too some random facts about Chuck Norris
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14 Responses to “Chuck Norris – the facts” Leave a reply ›
LOL. Boy, this Chuck Norris thing gets around huh? It's pretty funny stuff though!
BTW, I'm a girl
oops - sorry.
It is hilarious though
I'm probably showing my (lack of) age here, but I like the Vin Diesel one better.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? Well actually if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Now we have flash!
http://kreaper.blogsome.com/2006/01/15/chuck-norris/
Kreaper - I actually found that the other day, and had written a post about it (which is now published). It's very funny
Does Chuck Norris play on a team? Nope, he is his own one!
"Chuck Norris doesnt cut his grass, he dares it to grow"
Chuck Norris has been officially deemed unable to enter the olympics for he would just force them to send him all of his gold medals before entering, The olympics you see are just the rookie divisions who are unable to try their luck against Chuck.
chuck norris doesnt need to sleep, he regenerates when he blinks!
chuck norris puts the laughter in man slaughter
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what the time is.
chuck nooris isnt gay,his boyfreind is!