Chuck Norris - the facts
December 13, 2005 | Links
Choice excerpts -
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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December 14, 2005
LOL. Boy, this Chuck Norris thing gets around huh? It’s pretty funny stuff though!
BTW, I’m a girl
December 14, 2005
oops - sorry.
It is hilarious though
December 14, 2005
I’m probably showing my (lack of) age here, but I like the Vin Diesel one better.
January 9, 2006
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? Well actually if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
- Created by Travis Dultz 1/9/05
January 15, 2006
Now we have flash!
http://kreaper.blogsome.com/20...
January 16, 2006
Kreaper - I actually found that the other day, and had written a post about it (which is now published). It’s very funny
February 13, 2006
Does Chuck Norris play on a team? Nope, he is his own one!
February 20, 2006
“Chuck Norris doesnt cut his grass, he dares it to grow”
May 25, 2006
Chuck Norris has been officially deemed unable to enter the olympics for he would just force them to send him all of his gold medals before entering, The olympics you see are just the rookie divisions who are unable to try their luck against Chuck.
June 18, 2006
chuck norris doesnt need to sleep, he regenerates when he blinks!
May 1, 2008
chuck norris puts the laughter in man slaughter
July 8, 2008
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what the time is.
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