Choice excerpts –
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If youâ€™re still alive, itâ€™s because Chuck Norris loves you.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Ben is a lifelong Nintendo fan who also likes to build websites, and develop games. He also buys way too much Lego.