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Chuck Norris – the facts

Chuck Norris – the facts.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Someone in the comments points a blog post he she made where he she links too some random facts about Chuck Norris



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  1. You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? Well actually if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
    – Created by Travis Dultz 1/9/05

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  3. Kreaper – I actually found that the other day, and had written a post about it (which is now published). It’s very funny 🙂

  4. Chuck Norris has been officially deemed unable to enter the olympics for he would just force them to send him all of his gold medals before entering, The olympics you see are just the rookie divisions who are unable to try their luck against Chuck.

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